A personals ad on craigslist.org:
"I love sucking dick. I feel I do okay, at least my last boyfriends told me I am the best.
Its a difference when you just suck a dick to get it hard, then when you LOVE sucking a dick just to make it get hard, to cum, to whatever. I LOVE sucking DICK! DICK DICK DICK DICK!
I am looking for a laid back kind of guy who is sweet, and patient. I dont have a color preference,
I love all kinds of dick, it dont matter. Im just looking for some fun."


Now that's how you write a personal ad!