Lately I've been going through one of my 'woe is me I'm so lonely' phases, trolling internet dating sites and the like. On St. Patrick's day I was all loaded and started going on to my friends girlfriend, luckily she was drunk too and doesn't remember any of my whining.

Anyways, one of my friends has been going on about how he's set up a thing at Myspace and how great it is, etc. So I went over there and signed up and started browsing. To me it seems like nothing but a bunch of horrible spelling, bad poetry and photos taken at bad angles or extremely close-up (sometimes in black and white) to look either artsy or to hide their double chin. You can barely even read any of the profiles anyways because the background colour is the same as the text or there's some gigantic picture in the background.

Meh, whatever. I'll stick to Craigslist where all the entertaining personals can be found...like this one:

Naked Workout Buddy

OK - I found the gym where I can work-out naked (good equipment, pay-as-you-go) - now I need a workout buddy; 20-55yo, downtown

me: 5'9 170# 50 yo runner cyclist, lift weights and looking to shed a few pounds now that the good weather is back.

You: reasonablly good shape but with some fitness goals that a new workout partner and great surroundings can help you achieve.

Now that's a personal. First of all, what kind of gym lets you work out naked? To me that brings thoughts of the Seinfeld episode about bad kinds of naked. Secondly, something tells me the muscle this dude is between his legs.

Craigslist, I love you!