To hell with regular old personal sites like Lavalife or Match.com, from now on I'm searching for my soulmate at prisonpenpals.org!

Take Karice here:


Relatively easy on the eyes. And its not like she murdered anyone or anything, just possession of over 5kg of cocaine and laundering over $300,000. Pfft, that's nothing!

Or how about Elizabeth:


She enjoys computers, painting, the outdoors and 2nd degree murder.

Honestly, I could spend days on this site. I don't know why, but it just fascinates me. I don't think I could ever actually mail a prisoner though. Actually, who am I kidding? At this point I'm getting very close to having no standards whatsoever.